How To Invade Iran

Step One: Set up a puppet regime in Iraq and arm them

Bush approves arms sales to Iraq:

"'I hereby find that the furnishing of defence articles and services to Iraq will strengthen the security of the United States and promote world peace,' Mr Bush said in a memorandum for US Secretary of State Colin Powell. "

Step Two: Puppet Regime Initiates Hostilities

"Iraq threatened military retaliation against Iran yesterday, accusing its former foe of backing terrorists who have begun to focus their campaign of violence on the interim government itself."