Top 11 reasons to be patient and count every vote.

11. The inauguration is seven weeks away, we can count as slowly as we want.

10. States other than Ohio haven't been called.

9. Rove's plan is always to create the impression that Dubya has already won.

8. It was the lesson of Florida.

7. We insisted on it in Afghanistan.

6. Some people stood in line for 15 hours to cast a ballot.

5. Black Box voting machines may not have a paper trail, but they do have logs.

4. John Kerry served two tours of duty to protect your franchise.

3. It will delay the departure of more young people to Iraq.

2. Not to would make it even easier not to count them next time.

1. It is, technically, the way elections are done.

Courtesy Too Stupid To Be President.