Spoiler: Anakin in Iraq

Geroge Lucas is telling everybody that New Star Wars film will be pretty dark. So how does young Anakin Skywalker become the evil Darth Vader?

Apparently, Anakin finds out that his mother was really a government spy and she was killed after her identity was revealed as political payback because his father refused to support the Empire's bogus War On Planet Iraq. Then Anakin finds out that his family's lost fortune was squandered on this bogus war, which is why he and his mother were sold into slavery in the first place. Then he finds out that all the news he has been learning about this war has been coming from fake TV news segments funded by Empire agencies, again using money from his own family fortune! Then he finds out that the Jedi Knights are all getting kickbacks for promoting Empire programs like Galactic Social Security Renewal and No Star Left Behind...