Comical Ali-Stair Resigns - Hoooo-oo-ooray!

Following Tony Blair's inadequate performance in court at the Hutton enquiry, Alistair Campbell, Tony Blair's main media man - sometimes called "the real deputy prime minister," has resigned.

In true Spin Doctor fashion, Campbell says his resignation is not linked to the enquiry and he was planning to step down a long time ago, but only stayed on to help the PM with the Iraq crisis.