It's enough to make you choke on a pretzel!

Mister "I'm a War President!" now says he wants to be a "Peace President":

'The enemy declared war on us,' Bush told a re-election rally. 'Nobody wants to be the war president. I want to be the peace president.'

'For a while we were marching to war. Now we're marching to peace. ... America is a safer place. Four more years and America will be safe and the world will be more peaceful,' Bush said.

Full story at Reuters.