At least they don't have to worry about Taliban climbing into the cage and eating the pig like the story says they did with the deer.
I can see how the pig would be a great attraction. People will pay money to be scared --witness roller coasters and the thrill rides on your Gold Coast there. Put that pig in a traveling circus and charge people to see "the dangerous, unclean swine that just might be carrying a disease that will kill you!" If you're a brave, swarthy, bearded Afghan man, what better way to show your true love in the beekeeper's suit how macho you are than by exposing yourself to it?
Am I guilty of racial and/or religious vilification for writing that?
At least they don't have to worry about Taliban climbing into the cage and eating the pig like the story says they did with the deer.
ReplyDeleteI can see how the pig would be a great attraction. People will pay money to be scared --witness roller coasters and the thrill rides on your Gold Coast there. Put that pig in a traveling circus and charge people to see "the dangerous, unclean swine that just might be carrying a disease that will kill you!" If you're a brave, swarthy, bearded Afghan man, what better way to show your true love in the beekeeper's suit how macho you are than by exposing yourself to it?
Am I guilty of racial and/or religious vilification for writing that?
I'll give you a pass on the vilification stuff coz your mental state these days is probably not too good.
ReplyDelete"The Horror! The Horror!"
It sticks with you, doesn't it?