God Chose Bush: And Here's Proof!

Well, who would've believed it? God really does have a special plan for George W. Bush, and really did influence the vote to ensure a Bush victory, whatever the people of the USA may have wanted. And here's the proof...

After examining the exit polls and announced results in Ohio, Florida, and Pennsylvania, Professor Steven Freeman, a statistician at the University of Pennsylvania, concludes that the odds against such an accidental discrepancy in all three states together was 250 million to one!!!

"As much as we can say in social science that something is impossible, it is impossible that the discrepancies between predicted and actual vote counts in the three critical battleground states of the 2004 election could have been due to chance or random error."

Halleluja! I'm a #$%*ing believer!