A rogue nation in the Asia-Pacific region has aquired new long-range missiles that bring neighbouring countries within striking distance. The new missiles will provide the rogue nation - which has already declared that it is prepared to pre-emptively invade sovereign nations - with "the greatest air combat capacity in the region."

The rogue nation's foreign minister today came under criticism from Taiwan for inflaming tension in the area. This follows recent criticism from Spain and the Phillipines, whom he called "marshmallows".

Tha nation is, of course, Australia.