George W. Bush: The Search For Truth

It's about time for George W. Bush to start planning his next White House Christmas Party. And what better way to do it than with another one of his hilarious videos?

In this year's episode, George is hunting around the Oval Office, searching for the truth. He looks under a stack of papers labelled "9/11 Commission".

"Nope, no truth there!"

He peeks behind the curtains and finds a stack of old New York Times newspapers, with Judith Miller's cover stories on Saddam's WMDs.

"No truth there, either!"

How about a pile of papers marked "McLellan Press Conference Transcripts"?

"Still no truth..."

Bush walks over to a framed photo on the wall, showing his 2004 US Presidential Debate withJohn Kerry. The outline of a wireless microphone is clearly visible under Bush's coat. He flips the photo around. The camera zooms in on a Skull And Bones insignia on the back.

"Dang! No truth there either!"

Meanwhile, as George tip-toes meekly around the office, there is a massive 800-pound gorilla sitting in the middle of the room.

And the sign on the President's desk, which once read "The Buck Stops Here", now reads: "Go F*ck Yourself".