Who Would Jesus Kill?

Via The Smirking Chimp:

Jesus wants us to use depleted uranium laser-guided munitions to incinerate crowded neighborhoods in Baghdad. He wants Fallujah and Najaf razed to the ground like a new Carthage. He wants taxi drivers savagely beaten to death in Bagram air force base for the amusement of our modern legionnaires. He rejoices in the needless death of Iraqi children because of fetid, contaminated drinking water and looted hospitals. He sneers at those who comment on the no-bid contract money changers in the Temple. Every smashed city, every young child whose life leaks out into the thirsty desert sands, every scream from the torture chambers brings joy and gladness to His heart.

We know all this because the Prince of Peace said it directly to George W. Bush.