June 03, 2005

Quiz Time Again!

You are Donald Rumsfled. New figures show US Army recruitment numbers are down by a whopping 42 percent. What do you do?

a) Admit that the Iraq War is the problem and announce a timetable for US withdrawal.

b) Ask all politicians who support the war to send their children.

c) Suppress the figures.

10 comments:

Winter Patriot said...

I'll go with number three: suppress the figures. And that's my final answer.

Wadard said...

Now does he:

a) Go the Greencard recruitment option

b) Cut back on Hallliburton funding and 1ncrease the pay for the military.

c) Impose another draft?

Winter Patriot said...

I vote (a) ... I really don't see (b) as viable ... and they are avoiding (c) like the plague because they know the draft was the unifying factor for all the dissent in the 60's ... they have a lot of people ticked off but we're still going in all kinds of different directions ... and the last thing they want to do is give us a seed around which we can crystallize.

My opinions only of course. But that's what I think.

Hey Gandhi: I love this blog.

Jaraparilla said...

Next step? How about:

d) Even more funding for Star Wars offensive capabilities, "mini-nukes" and US military robotics.

Rumsfeld loves that shit.

Wadard said...

War on Astrology, perhaps?

Winter Patriot said...

Yes, of course. And when the evil Astrologers have been "flushed from their caves" we can have a war on Intuition.

Wadard said...

They already did that in Salem

Winter Patriot said...

Well in that case, wadard, they can have a War On Logic.

OOPS! already going! silly me!

Wadard said...

How about calling it the War on Peace, Reason and Common Sense?

Winter Patriot said...

Sure.

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