In Which I Blog Like Jeffrey Goldstein

University cocktail party conversation between a young undergraduate and an aging paedophile:

"And what do you do, sir?
"I am a teacher."
"Oh, really? What do you teach?"
"Well, it is a bit unusual, I suppose. But since you ask: I teach Advanced Female Masturbation Techniques."
"Oh..."
"As I say, it is an unusual topic. Some people are quite inhibited about even discussing such things..."
"Oh, sure..."
"I have a couple of places available in the coming semester, if you are interested."
"Oh, um... How many students do you normally teach?"
"Well, normally a maximum of two per semester. It's quite intensive, as you will see."