Attention! Attention!

The Supreme Leader, in his great wisdom, has decided to redeploy 4,000 glorious troops from the border with North Korea to the new and growing battlefront in the war on terror: Iraq!

North Korea, once considered part of the "Axis Of Evil", has now been re-designated as "Rilly Danjeruss: Don't Mess With". South Korea, our former ally, says the Supreme Leader is "too gung-ho". Penatagon translators say "too gung-ho" is Korean for "wonderfully enlightened".