Take This, Jeb, And Shove It:

"The words, My brother Jeb has assured me the state of Florida, spoken in the run-up to the contested 2000 election, got virtually no press coverage outside of Florida and Texas, and even there, enjoyed blessed little ink. Yet, consider how just last month, private citizen and non candidate Theresa Hinds Kerry's simple admonition, Shove it, when spoken to a badgering Conservative tabloid hack posing as a journalist in this year's election run-up, got several thousand times more coverage in one day from the flack's colleagues in the corporate press than did so blatant a declaration of unwitting treason from an aspiring president in the entire four years the "legitimate press" has had to stew about it. "Shove it" made the front three pages of every mainstream daily in the United States as the mainstream media stooped - hell they dove - to the level of the tabloid they seem so desperate to emulate. "