CANADA SET TO NUKE USA!!

45 MINUTES FROM DOOM!!!

PRESIDENT BUSH MUST NUKE THEM FIRST!

OK, that's not exactly true. But it might be. I mean, you can't prove that it's not true, can you?

I'm just hoping it might fit into one of the neo-cons' crazy plans, in which case they might give me a hefty payment, embrace my "intelligence" as "evidence" and use it to justify whatever they were going to do anyway.

Sounds familiar?

The New York Times cracks the whip on how Bush & Co have selectively embraced intelligence to suit their pre-set agenda. This is a BIG story that could have BIG consequences over the next month - it's a full 15 page article digging down through the minutiae of details on hand-picked evidence used by the Bush White House for very, very dubious purposes.

Read the full story here: How the White House Embraced Disputed Arms Intelligence.