Take My President. Puh-lease!

The new standup routine from Bush:

Final question. Then I'm going down to be with the President of Mexico and the Prime Minister of Canada -- Cancun. (Laughter.) No Speedo suit here. (Laughter.) Thankfully. (Laughter.)

Q Ready?

THE PRESIDENT: Yes. Sorry to interrupt you. Just testing your concentration. (Laughter.)

Q Mr. President, I am on the board of trustees of Freedom House.

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you for having me.

Q My -- you mentioned about Iraq.

THE PRESIDENT: Iraq?

And did you know that the on-going violence in Iraq is all Saddam's fault? No seriously...

And what about the one about Iraqis choosing their own leaders, eh? Hilarious...