Meet Dr. Rice

What does evil look like?

Evil wears a black designer suit and is trailed by a gaggle of aides and security personnel.

Evil doesn't enter a room until the bomb sniffing dog has made a pass and the guys with the nice suits and earpieces know exactly who is inside waiting.

Evil keeps a tight schedule, and doesn't linger in the room any longer than necessary.

Evil recites the talking points and doesn't allow you to get a word in edgewise.

Evil invites you to come to one of the fanciest hotels in the world on a Sunday afternoon to get lied to.

Just one of the gems at The Smirking Chimp.