April 28, 2007

Bush's Whore-Monger In Chief

Hello. My name is Randall Tobias and I am the head of the US Agency for International Development. I am also Director of US Foreign Assistance at the State Department.

I have resigned my posts today because I was outed by a prominent DC Madam, whose whores serviced my pleasures. I started with the Thais but then I moved to the Central Americans.

And of course, like Wolfie, Gonzo and all the others, I am not prepared to admit that I ever did anything wrong (unless someone has actual video evidence).

Source:
Talking Points Memo: by Joshua Micah Marshall.

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